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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 20, 2006 19:07:27 GMT
I think every good forum should have a lil place for Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Post by Fun-.Logic on Oct 20, 2006 21:29:09 GMT
hahahah chuck norris can SUCK MY BALLS
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:05:17 GMT
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:05:50 GMT
If Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:13:41 GMT
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:14:38 GMT
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:18:02 GMT
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:19:30 GMT
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:20:24 GMT
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:22:47 GMT
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:24:23 GMT
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:24:33 GMT
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Post by Fun-.Noka on Oct 25, 2006 16:26:26 GMT
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Oct 25, 2006 16:28:46 GMT
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Post by Fun-.BasS (ADMIN) on Oct 25, 2006 19:52:04 GMT
ahem...............err.............hm.................ok.................oO.........?..............blah.....................mhmhmmmmmm..........................................................................who is chuck norris? :S
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Post by h3x on Nov 6, 2006 0:43:11 GMT
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Nov 8, 2006 15:18:09 GMT
lol cool ;D
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Post by Fun-.Logic on Nov 8, 2006 15:42:23 GMT
chuck norris wanted a fight with me so i pwned him with l33t hax muhahahahahahhahahah
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Post by Fun-.SoNoKiTE on Nov 8, 2006 15:43:52 GMT
lol m8, no way, he would give u a roundhouse kick in ur face!
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